See, it is all-new Scary Go Round, in a larger, fancier format. I also changed the font back to something that was actually legible. My gift to you.
I realise that I've failed to write up my experiences in San Diego with all the nice people I met. See, I started, but it just read like me boasting, a Henry VIII figure shouting from the head of a table while stuffing his face with chicken fried chicken. So let me put it this way, from the enigmatic vole musings of Ms Patches to the internet-encompassing bonhomie of Jerry and Brenna Penny Arcade, andallpointsinbetween, I was treated like a king in the land of the freedom eagle.
MARTIN GLEASON: I have made several attempts to contact you about a refund for a t-shirt. Please drop me an email from a working email address so I can let you have your money back (if I didn't already somehow).